Lauren Reagan

Rainy days and Mondays always get me down. Remember that song by Karen Carpenter? It still holds true to this day and this is a rainy Monday, sigh…………..

Well here I am talking it up about Direct TV for a Christmas gift for my aging aunt and uncle and here my subscription with DirectTV with them is ready to expire. I have had Directv since moving in this house and couldn’t be happier. When I started the moving process it only took a phone call to Direct TV and they had my new system up and running by the time I had settled in and was ready to kick back and watch a few hours of TV.

Direct TV always has some type of promotion or special going on, which is cool, so I’m going to latch on to their latest promotion and run with it while I can. Right now I can receive 3 months of ShowTime and the Starz channels and I can get over 150 all digital channels for $29.99 a month until the year of 2011, let’s see cable match that offer!

I’m a busy women and don’t have a lot of time for television, so when I do have the time to sit down and watch I want to be able to see the shows that I like at a time that is convenient for me and Direct TV seems to be able to handle that for me, so I’m good to go for another year with Direct TV.

Please pass this on to your church, co-workers, family, and friends. What do you have to lose but 44 cents, what do you have to gain ———– more than you will ever know.

What a clever idea!

Yes, Christmas cards. This is coming early so that you can get ready to include an important address to your list. Want to have some fun this CHRISTMAS? Send the ACLU a CHRISTMAS CARD this year. As they are working so very hard to get rid of the CHRISTMAS part of this holiday, we should all send them a nice, CHRISTIAN card to brighten up their dark, sad, little world.

Make sure it says “Merry Christmas” on it. Here’s the address, just don’t be rude or crude. (It’s not the Christian way, you know.)

ACLU

125 Broad Street

18th Floor

New York , NY 10004

Two tons of Christmas cards would freeze their operations because they wouldn’t know if any were regular mail containing contributions. So spend 44 cents and tell the ACLU to leave Christmas alone. Also tell them that there is no such thing as a “Holiday Tree”. . .. It’s always been called a CHRISTMAS TREE! What other holiday has a tree?

And pass this on to your email lists. We really want to communicate with the ACLU! They really DESERVE us!!

For those of you who aren’t aware of them, the ACLU, (the American Civil Liberties Union) is the one suing the U.S. Government to take God, Christmas or anything Christian away from us. They represent the atheists and others in this war. Help put Christ back in Christmas!

I used to drive my mother totally crazy with my addiction to shoes while growing up and living under her roof. My mother wasn’t one to have a large selection of foot wear, she probably owns less than a dozen different types of shoes and is content with what is all ready in her closet. Me, on the other hand, has a whole closet full of shoes and boots and am always on the look out for new ones to add to my ever growing collection that I have been working on since I was a pre teen. And now that the Internet has turned into such a valuable tool in finding products of all makes and models I can shop for new shoes without ever having to leave the house and then they are delivered right to my door!

Buying shoes online can be tricky so I found a great “shoes buying guide” that has been helpful and would like to pass the link on to my readers here at http://www.shopwiki.co.uk/wiki/Shoes. With so many bargains being found online these days I take all the advice and guidance that I can get in order to get the most bang for my buck and a girl can’t have too many shoes now can she?

Outsmart a woman……Are you kidding…..LOL

A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing.. We’ll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend”…..

And also would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic? We’re leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up..

‘Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas..’

The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being the good wife, she does exactly what her husband asked.

Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?

He says, ‘Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike. He said but why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?

You’ll love the answer. . .

The wife replies, “I did, they’re in your tackle box”.

Never, Never, Never try to outsmart a woman!!!