My brother always cracks me up with the pick up lines that he comes up with and how often they actually work out well for him. He got married very young and it ended very badly, so he if very gun shy when it comes to making a commitment, but he loves women and the whole dating scene. He now sees himself as a well seasoned pick up artist and seems to be quite happy with his newly found bachelorhood.
I on the other hand have never been into the dating scene, I’m so glad that I’m happily married and don’t have to worry about dealing with how to flirt with men, pick up lines and all that being single has to offer. Just the thought of having to go out and find someone to spend time with and possibly hook up with gives me the willies. Besides the fact that these days sex can kill you, or can make you seriously ill and ruin your life.
Anyway it seems that my brother find a lot of his pick up lines on the Internet, how funny is that. He newest line goes something like this “I’m lost… I can’t find my friends and I’m scared… Remember when we were kids and you could just make new friends whenever you wanted… and you said ‘want to be my friend?’ Do you want to by my NEW friend?” It must be working because he has made a lot of “new friends” lately! You should have seen the “new friend” that he brought to the family Thanksgiving dinner, but I’ll save that story is for another time!
