The Patriot Micro Chip

December 4th, 2009, by Lauren

THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.

The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.

When properly installed, it will allow the one implanted, to speak to God.

It comes in various sizes:

 

 bullets

The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician.

The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary. Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

Best regards,

THE UNITED STATES MARINES

One Response to “The Patriot Micro Chip”

  1. DrSaxe, December 4th, 2009 at 5:32 pm said:

    I’m all for that! Thank God for The Marine!
    Dr Daxe

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